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How Many..?

A neurologist asks a 4-year-old boy different questions:
"How many legs has a kitty?"
"Four".
"How many ears has a kitty?"
"Two".
"How many eyes has a kitty?"
"Two".
"And how many tails has a kitty?"
"Mom, has this doofus never seen any cats?"
cr: lingualeo.com

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